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Cemetery of Terror (1985)

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It's almost Halloween, when people foolish venture into cemeteries and are terrified, so in the spirit of  public service I provide this warning.  Don't do it, kids.  Heed the warning of this Mexican occult meddling / slasher / zombie / something or other.   There are two films here, in RubĂ©n Galindo Jr's messy directorial debut. The first one is rubbish.  The second one isn't exactly good but is actually quite fun in spite / because of its cheapness and overall silliness. The first film is a fairly standard "Witless teens meddle in the occult, awaken a demon and it eats their faces" type of deal, only not as much fun as that sounds.  Our "teens" are distinctly older looking and unlikeable; perhaps fortunately unlikeable as they are doomed to die in pretty short order.  No final girls here.  Bored, horny guys trick their girlfriends to accompany them to An Old Creepy House on Halloween, promising them they are attending a "Jet set" party....